Hahahaha, here we go again. Listen, they’re all “shocked” – what planet do these people live on?! You know there was ice on the bird bath again last night? In March! And now we’re meant to panic because it’s boiling in Australia. It’s called weather, people. El Niño mean anything? Thought not. It was hot here in 1976, wasn’t it? Nobody went mental, said our kids would all fry if we didn’t give up lawnmowers, or whatever it is now – yoghurt, probably. You know they’re trying to blame cows, as well as anybody evil enough to boil a kettle?
No, because there weren’t any renewables in 1976. Ask yourself, who’s making a profit, it’s all about power and money, wind farms and solar panels – and batshit crazy catastrophists lying about extinct polar bears. Complete myth. Fact: they’re all going in your lasagne. It’s just being covered up. So where are the polar bear bodies then? Just do the math.
If it’s really warming, how come we still have to fly abroad on holiday? You know what the temperature is in the North Sea today? In March? Oh, yes, very globally warmed. Definitely throwing away my wetsuit. Fact: the whole planet is cooling. Well, once the consensus was, the Earth is flat. If I’m wrong, why don’t we have vineyards like in medieval times? A lot of people would love a vineyard, but oh no, hysteria’s a better earner.
I don’t care about the 1950s! Why don’t they compare it with what it was like for the dinosaurs? It’s the alarmists getting desperate, churning this stuff out, they’re terrified – they can’t admit it’s the coldest March in years and there are more penguins around than at any time in human history. It’s all being hushed up.
Why do we never hear about it? Go figure. This brilliant scientist, Professor Delingpole, he’s proved we’re entering a new Ice Age – human survival literally depends on us in the developed world flying and burning fossil fuels, but the treehuggers would rather we all went extinct than admit they’re wrong. So why does he have to write it in the Spectator? The greenies make him. Fact.
