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When I'm gone, please shoot my body out of a cannon | Jack Vening
Get creative. Have fun. Just on no account let me wake up next to Ryan Reynolds …
Jack Vening
09, Feb, 2023 @2:00 PM
The tap you drink from in your house says a lot about you | Jack Vening
Don’t mess with the strict hierarchy of taps in your home. To fill your glass anywhere but the kitchen sink is to glimpse a distant, primordial era
Jack Vening
26, Jan, 2023 @2:00 PM
How would you fake your own death? For years I’ve pondered this question …
The internet has made this easier than ever to engineer – as long as you’re careful about which version of yourself you’re killing off
Jack Vening
12, Jan, 2023 @2:00 PM
Change isn’t graceful but we live in a graceless age. So happy new year – now get on with it! | Jack Vening
What do you have to lose? You have so much potential and you’re here for such a brief moment
Jack Vening
29, Dec, 2022 @2:00 PM
Think you have a handle on Christmas this year? Congratulations: you’re lying to yourself | Jack Vening
A guide to lesser-known holiday crises
Jack Vening
15, Dec, 2022 @2:00 PM
The death of Twitter has dragged on too long. Please, Elon, put us out of our misery | Jack Vening
We all said goodbye at the restaurant only to find we were walking in the same direction, unsure of what to say
Jack Vening
01, Dec, 2022 @2:00 PM
I implore young parents, please let me look after your child! | Jack Vening
As long as you can guarantee I won’t be stuck with them indefinitely, then saddle up, buckaroo
Jack Vening
17, Nov, 2022 @2:00 PM
I may not be a doctor … but I’m almost certain you have ADHD | Jack Vening
Welcome to the new stage of your life, where everyone has the same neurological condition
Jack Vening
03, Nov, 2022 @2:00 PM
For the love of god please give us more cheating scandals | Jack Vening
When cheaters prosper, we all do. And when they’re exposed, it’s very funny!
Jack Vening
20, Oct, 2022 @3:00 PM
I regret to inform you I have quit my job to chase my dreams | Jack Vening
I am an exodusing millennial, and each day I become more annoying than you could possibly imagine
Jack Vening
06, Oct, 2022 @4:30 PM
Tyrant winter is dead, long live summer! (That’s right, I’m skipping spring this year) | Jack Vening
We’ve survived the most wretched season in years. Now everything will be beautiful once more
Jack Vening
01, Sep, 2022 @12:56 AM
Jack Vening: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)
So many hours spent on the internet, so many bizarre and incredible things for this Australian comedy writer to show you
Jack Vening
05, May, 2021 @5:30 PM
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