Clubs preview: UFO, London

Much like its pioneering 1960s nightclub namesake, UFO is here to warp your mind, but it does expect your head to be a little bit wonky already. So instead of Pink Floyd as the de facto house band, this time around UFO is offering musical mentalism from the equally bonkers Chrome Hoof, the funk-metal knights in shining armour. Literally. More eardrum vandalism will come from Invasion and Brighton-based band Diagonal - acts that are so heavy, you're at the risk of doing your back in. The brave and bold DJs who will be frolicking under the the brain-bending oil and light projections include BenUFO and former Soledad Brother Ben Swank among their number while special guest Kristian Kinevil from Newcastle upon Tyne's Jukebox is nipping down south for a set that we imagine will nestle in nicely to the club's Armageddon disco vibe. If you see four angry looking chaps on horseback, remember to play it cool.