Welcome to Curiosity review – serial-killer thriller is a dead loss

A homicidal maniac is on the loose in an implausible and silly story complete with sadly predictable trip to a lap-dancing club

The budget for this geezery Brit crime thriller was raised through crowdfunding. You have to applaud the chutzpah and can-do entrepreneurialism that lay behind that … but the dialogue, the story, the acting and the directing are all just leaden.

The movie is composed of a handful of different stories – all equally implausible and silly – united by the fact that a serial killer has escaped from a psychiatric facility in Cornwall, the “St Andrews Mental Institute”, and this notorious homicidal maniac is to encroach on these different lives in different ways. They include a criminal gang intent on pulling off an improbable “heist” in that part of the world, a put-upon salesman in revolt against his horrible boss and – weirdly – what appears to be a second mass killer. There’s a police officer with a bizarre, non-regional American accent who says things like, “Stop cocking around and let me do my fucking job!” and “I know you’re tired but caffeine up! No one is going home until we find the trail of breadcrumbs!”

There’s also the depressingly predictable lad-mag lap-dance club with lad-mag babes – one of whom is prevailed on to do some lad-mag sex in a Travel Tavern-type hotel room (presumably with payment, although this is coyly left unspecified), and we also get some sub-Fight Club shenanigans.

It would be great to see a British indie genre movie break out, but there’s not an ounce of genuine originality or style in this whole thing.

Contributor

Peter Bradshaw

The GuardianTramp

Related Content

Article image
The Brother review – bold London noir thriller
Arms dealers are the bad guys in Ryan Bonder’s respectable crime drama which unfolds to a northern soul soundtrack

Mike McCahill

22, Sep, 2016 @9:45 PM

Article image
IT review – dreary hi-tech home-invasion thriller
Pierce Brosnan plays a Michael O’Leary-like businessman with a gadget-filled pad who gets more tech support than he bargained for in this silly, dull squeaker

Peter Bradshaw

09, Mar, 2017 @10:30 PM

Article image
Cardboard Gangsters review – flawed but watchable gangland thriller
The latest from King of the Travellers director Mark O’Connor, starring John Connors and Kierston Wareing and a nod to the films of Nick Love

Peter Bradshaw

03, Aug, 2017 @11:30 AM

Article image
Sleepless review – Jamie Foxx's Vegas-set thriller suffers from sheer silliness
Foxx’s starpower doesn’t save this action thriller, remade from 2011’s Nuit Blanche and featuring plenty of stolen cocaine and reflex batterings

Peter Bradshaw

04, May, 2017 @7:00 AM

Article image
Shot Caller review – taut, tense prison thriller that's unexpectedly impressive
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is terrific as a blameless family man transformed into a tattooed hard case by his time in jail following a fatal road accident

Peter Bradshaw

14, Dec, 2017 @3:00 PM

Article image
The Snowman review – Michael Fassbender plays it cool in watchable Jo Nesbø thriller | Peter Bradshaw's film of the week
The bestseller about a maverick cop on the trail of a serial killer reaches the big screen in a gruesome but watchable adaptation from Tomas Alfredson

Peter Bradshaw

12, Oct, 2017 @11:00 AM

Article image
Wind River review – Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olsen team up in smartly chilly thriller | Peter Bradshaw's film of the week
In Taylor Sheridan’s gripping, satisfying drama, an FBI agent and a game tracker hunt a killer on the loose in the wintry vastness of Wyoming

Peter Bradshaw

07, Sep, 2017 @2:30 PM

Article image
The Calling review – Sarandon and Sutherland team-up in ridiculous serial killer thriller
Susan Sarandon is preposterously cast, but this snowy whodunnit does have some creepy moments and nice support, writes Peter Bradshaw

Peter Bradshaw

09, Oct, 2014 @10:00 PM

Article image
M review – Fritz Lang's superb thriller fascinates
Paranoia and a feverish atmosphere surround the hunt for a child-killer in this re-release of the chilling 1931 drama, writes Peter Bradshaw

Peter Bradshaw

04, Sep, 2014 @9:30 PM

Article image
The Limehouse Golem review – lurid but literate Victorian serial-killer melodrama | Peter Bradshaw's film of the week
Bill Nighy plays the detective in this racy, feminist look at pre-Ripper London, cleverly adapted from Peter Ackroyd’s novel by Jane Goldman

Peter Bradshaw

31, Aug, 2017 @2:30 PM