Wine windows Plague-era method of selling alcohol through a window, updated with ice-cream for the current pandemic.
Floafers Loafers that… float? We’re actually into them.
Hawaiian shirts Garish even before they were co-opted by the alt-right. We’re about camp collar (wide, unstructured) shirts this summer.
Boob or bust The needle of shame has landed on our decolletage. Sales of bust-firming cream are on the up. Cheers, Zoom.
Ocado Sick of not getting a slot. We’re ordering online BBQ packs. Try Smokestak’s smoked meat in a box.
Baseball caps Simply not enough coverage. We prefer the wider Patagonia brimmer and NE Blake cricket hat.
Bardcore Internet trend for medieval versions of pop songs – not in a funny way. Haven’t we been through enough?